i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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