you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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