I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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