U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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