More tranny stories later!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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