yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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