butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
