i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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