i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize