we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
