So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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