when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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