On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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