This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
