i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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