You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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