their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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