just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
A bitchslap is in order.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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