quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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