just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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