We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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