ugly people sure do ruin things
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We just shotgunned beers for America
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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