so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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