My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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