she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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