Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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