handjob tips. give me some.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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