we have pet lesbian snakes
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
