That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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