ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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