what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
As shirtless as possible
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
