I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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