speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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