the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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