I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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