Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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