so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
