i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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