Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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