so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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