At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
