If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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