I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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