i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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