I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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