idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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