The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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