ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
