Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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