And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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