But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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