I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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