I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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