so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
