Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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